My new cg!

[Editor's note: We just spoke to gh. Thought i saw the saviour for my stomach but turns out that he HASN'T gone yet. I'm blogging again. 1 minute after i finished my last entry. Hmmmm wonders how many entries i can churn out at one go without stopping? Perhaps now would be a good time to carry out this experiment.]

My dearest wk, bestest friend in the whole world, has done it again. The last time she invited people to my birthday party on my behalf, as a result i have to invite 4 more people, now she invited people to read my blog and i have to think of topics that would interest my 2 new readers. Since i promised SC to write an ESSay about his Ess, no err i mean abt him being an ass, i shall blog abt these two new men in my life that brought me so much tears and laughter. (Notice it's not tears OF laughter)

Zhenhan's cool. And he's a sweet guy cos he offered me a lift to the mrt station without me having to beg and without hearing the words,"are you giving me a treat?"
Fay is incredibly nice, warm, friendly, kind, sweet, chio because she owns dachshunds (any guesses what breed of dog i own?)
I like jh because i think he's slacker than me, and that's saying ALOT.
As for SC and WQ, sigh what can i say abt them?
WQ is a character, i've never seen anyone so passionate abt an inanimate object as him. That guy is just full of crap, i dun mean it in the literal sense lar. Most of the things that come out of his mouth are so crappy you dunno whether to laugh or cry. However, he has a way of saying them with such confidence and sincerity that the crap does seem to make sense at times. [But the times are few and far in betw.]
SC is one hell of a funny guy and despite a prim and proper appearance he makes the funniest of dirty jokes (hope to see u not in ED but for ED) And a number of other times when your first rxn is to go "Shicang!!!!!!!!!!!!!" followed by scandalized look followed by either a slap on the face or hysterical laughter (depending on whether you're a guy or a gal or a gal who appreciates a good joke)
[Should i tarnish his reputation and the purity of my blog by mentioning the 69 incident?]
Okie i shan't. Must protect my reputation although somehow the two of them have the totally misguided impression that i'm the kind of person who'll skip to Es for proper exposure in the ABCDEs of primary survey and do PRs for everybody. Where they get that impression i have no idea, i've been the epitome of prim and proper-ness wat.