An entry from a bored guest blogger

What to do when you see an actively fitting patient.
wk: turn him on the side right? just remember don't put our finger into his month.
sc: a, but last time i watch tv, i really thought that if bite tongue will really die leh.
wk: ya lor ya lor, i also, that's why pple can yao she zhi jing (bite tongue to die), but actually can also what, you bite off your tongue and swallow it, will chock to death one right?
wq: why must bite your own tongue, can bite your girlfriend's one what.
stunned silence for a while....
then....
sc: should ask jamie to try with catecholamine, can say its an accident, slip of his tongue and slip of her jaw.

p.s: i suddenly remember that catecholamine is always very quiet, don't tell me......